Friday, March 13, 2009

My College Map


PAVALION 1-3

1.LIBRARY

2.OUT PATIENT DEPARTMENT (OPD)

3.CLINICAL LABROTRY

4.X-RAY CABINATE

5.ECG ROOM

PAVALIOAN-2-4

1.DEPARTMENT OF EPIDEMIOLOGY

2. DEPARTMENT OF COMMUNITY HYGINE

3.DEPARTMENT OF HISTORY OF MEDICINE

4.DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL MEDICINE

PAVALION-5

1.DEPARTMENT OF CHEMISTRY

2.DEPARTMENT OF BIOCHEMISTRY

PAVALION –6

1.DEPARTMENT OF GENERAL PSYCOLOGY

2.DEPARTMENT OF NURSHING

PAVALION-7

1.DEPARTMENT OF FOOD HYGINE

2. CLINIC OF ALIMENTRY DISEASES

PAVALION-8

1.DEPARTMENT OF PROFESSINAL HYGINE

2.DEPARTMENT OF PROFESSINAL DISEASES

3.CLINIC OF PROFESSINAL DISEASES

PAVALION-9

1.DEPARTMENT OF MEDICAL BIOLOGY AND GENETICS

2. DEPARTMENT OF NORMAL PHYSIOLOGY

PAVALION-10

1.DEPARTMENT OF ENDOCRINOLOGY

2. CLINC OF ENDOCRINOLOGY AND NEPHROLOGY

PAVALION-11

1.DEPARTMENT OF ANATOMY AND TOPOGRAPHICAL ANATOMY

2.DEPARTMENT OF OPERATIVE SURGERY

PAVALION-12

1.DEPARTMENT OF NEUROLOGY

2.DEPARTMENT OF NEUROSURGERY

3.DEPARTMENT OF GENETICS

4.CLINIC OF NEUROLOGY

PAVALION-12A

1.DEPARTMENT OF PHYSIOTHERAPY

PAVALION-13

1.DEPARTMENT OF SURGERY (GASTROINTESTINAL)

2. CLINIC OF SURGERY

PAVALION-14

1.DEPARTMENT OF DERMATOLOGY

2.CLINIC OF DERMATOLOGY

3.DEPARTMENT OF UROLOGY

4.CLINIC OF UROLOGY

PAVALION-15

1.DEPARTMENT OF THORICAL SURGERY

2.CLINIC

PAVALION-16

1.DEPARTENTS OF INTERNAL MEDICINE

2.DEPARTMENT OF FAMILY MEDICINE

3.DEPARTMENT OF CLINICAL PHARMACOLOGY

4.CLINIC

PAVALION-17

1.DEPARTMENT OF GENERAL SURGERY

2.CLINIC

PAVALION-18

1.DEPARTMENT OF INTERNAL MEDICINE

2.CLINIC

PAVALION-19

1.DEPARTMENT OF ENT

2.DEPARTMENT OF OPTHALMOLOGY

3.CLINIC

PAVALION-20

1.DEPARTMENT OF TRAUMATOLOGY

2.DEPARTMENT OF OPTHOPEDICS

3.DEPARTMENT OF CTOMATOLOGY

PAVALION-21

1.DEPARTMENT OF GYNECOLOGY

2.DEPARTMENT OF OBSTETRICS

PAVALION-23

1.DEPARTMET OF PATHOLOGICAL ANATOMY

PAVALION-24

1.DEPARTMENT OF RADIOLOGY

2.DEPARTMANT OF PHYSICAL DIAGNOSIS

PAVALION-25

1.DEPARTMENT OF ANASTHESIOLOGY & ICU

2.BIOCHEMESTRY LAB

3. BLOOD INFUSION CABINATE

PAVALION-26

1.DEPARTMET OF ARMY AND RADIATION MEDICINE

2.DEPARTMET OF HYSTOLOGY

3.DEPARTMENT OF LATIN LANGUAGE

4.DEPARTMENT OF BIO PHYSICS

5.DEPARTMENT OF CHEMISTRY

6.DEPARTMENT OF INFORMATICS

7.DEPARTMENT OF FORENSIC SCIENCE

8.DEPARTMET OF HUMANATRY

9 STUDENTS POLYCLINIC

PAVALION-30

OFFICE FOR PAYMENT FEES

PAVALION-32

1. CAFE

2. INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS DEAN OFFICES

3. DEPARTMENT OF TROPICAL MEDICINE AND EPDEMIOLOGY

4. DEPARTMENT OF NUTRITION

5. DEPARTMENT OF ENVOIRNMENTAL HYGINE

PAVALION-33

1.RUSSIAN STUDENTS DEAN OFFICE

2. DEPARTMENT OF PHARMACOLOGY

3.DEPARTMENT OF PATHOLOGICAL PHYSIOLOGY

4.DEPARTMENT OF HYGINE

5.DEPARTMENT OF MICROBIOLOGY

PAVALION-35

  1. ADMINISTRATIVE BUILDING
  2. RECTOR OF SPGMA OFFICE

PAVALION-40

1.INTERNET CAFE AND COMPUTER TEST

2. DEPARTMENT OF RUSSIAN LANGUAGE

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1/3 Pavilion

Mechnikov Statue

Fall

8th Pavilion
Fall
Surgical Pavilion 15 in the Fall

2/4 Pavilion

On the Way to the Main Entrance to the Academy

Rector's Office
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Pathway from the Dean's Office to Rector's Office

Dean's Office 33rd Pavilion

One of the pathways inside the campus

Reception

War Memorial

Surgical Department 13 th Pavilion

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

  • All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
  • There is only one way to be happily married and when I find that, I shall get married!
  • Pattern of Exams:

    General Students: answer all questions.

    OBCs: answer any one question

    SCs: only read questions

    STs: thanks for coming

    Gujjars: thanks for allowing others to attend the examination!!

  • In the corridor of a government office was a signboard reading “Don’t make a noise.” Someone added the following words: “Otherwise we may wake up.”
  • Never question your wife’s judgement…look whom she married.

  • A person doing self SWOT analysis:

  • Strength is my wife; weakness is my neighbour’s wife; opportunity is when my neighbour is on tour; threat is when I am on tour.

  • Wife A: I hate my engineer husband, erect n erect…
    Wife B: Mine is a Doctor, inject n inject…
    Wife C: You both are lucky, mine is a lawyer! postpone n postpone!
  • Que. What makes a happy man?

    Ans. Daughter is on the cover of Vogue, son on the cover of Sports Illustrated, mistress on the cover of Playboy and wife on the cover of Missing persons.

  • MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENopause

    Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

  • A woman walks into a gynaecologist's office who greets her with: At your cervix, madam!
    The woman replies: Dilated to meet you!
  • Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

    Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
    **********

    A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

    "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
    **********

    Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

    Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
    **********

    Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "

    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

    Millionaire: "Billionaire"
    **********

    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

    The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
    **********

    A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"

    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Inflation


Source: TOI